No man! No, No, NO!!! A bad watermelon! Could you think of anything worse? (Well of course you could but shush, my blog!), some parts of it taste okay (I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t at least try it!), but that stringy, soft and mulchy feeling in your mouth?! Ye gods, it’s so bad! It’s so wrong! It’s like kissing your grandmother with tongue!!
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
not a grand (ma) idea!
No man! No, No, NO!!! A bad watermelon! Could you think of anything worse? (Well of course you could but shush, my blog!), some parts of it taste okay (I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t at least try it!), but that stringy, soft and mulchy feeling in your mouth?! Ye gods, it’s so bad! It’s so wrong! It’s like kissing your grandmother with tongue!!
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Give your grannie a kiss,
good god,
the horror,
watermelon,
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