KYAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Oh my word!! ~~~GINORMOUS WATERMELON!!!~~~
Isn’t it magnificent? Holy Smurfette! It was love at first sight! And that little yellow sticker on it informs us willing admirers that the bugger weighs a whooping 44kg!! That’s 6kg less then me! I could live in that shell! I want to live in that shell!!! Love was never this pure!!!
