Okay… I’ll admit that when I think lawn ornaments I think tacky gnomes and stone deer and little cherub status with faces like small, happy demons! Whatever I pictured though, this wasn’t quiet it! I suppose it certainly would be an item of conversation? And you could tell the kids that if they don’t eat their beans the boogie-gnome will get them! (Just don’t be surprised if the poor tykes ends up with a neurotic condition and you come home to this thing chopped into splinters!)
