IT seemed like a good idea at the time?

We love going shopping in this one shop in Randburg who's name, for life of me and tree frogs, I can never remember! It sells, well, odd, yes odd is the right word, things indeed! Like who comes up with:

A kissing toilet roll holder? As your bog roll runs out so our two star crossed lovers are reunited in a kiss! There bliss while you frantically search for some other biodegradable substance to wipe your butt with!

You can spin him right round just like a circus wheel and keep your knives in to boot! Making even the most hardened serial killer smile.

 Same serial killer will be a breeze to shop for!

 This... well, I'm sure no one would use it for ANYTHING other than it was designed for....

 And silly people have been going to therapy all these years!

Over R100 for a spoon that looks like a tongue is a reasonable price because?

 Cause even a saviour of mankind likes a nice, fresh, minty breath!