What's big, bad and pink all over?

Ursh and I play a game modified from the kids game of Punch Buggy. Basically when you see a buggy you cry, “Punch Buggy [whatever colour]” and it gets added to your score. At the end of the day whomever had the most won! (No prize but the grand feeling of being one up on the LOSER! :P)

Except if you were lucky enough to see a Pink Buggy! They’re so rare that they let you win the game automatically regardless of your total score AND you get to enslave your opponent for one whole day! (We weren’t very good at that part but it was nice to know the option was there!)

This buggy popped up a few months ago. We suspect it’s owned by some guy who inherited it from his Grandma and tried to use the spider motif to prove he’s “all that”
On the windscreen it says, “Driver Suicide”.
Oh my, how tough is Gran-Gran’s little boy then?!