Aah the mysterious and deep side of me you never knew! (But always suspected was there!).
A. Let Swami Jo read your fortune! Will you have good luck? Will you get run over by a rampaging hippo? Will you meet your one true love who will turn out to be a family member? Only Swami Jo knows! Grease my palm with silver (Large cash notes an acceptable substitute) and find out!
B. Feeling bad because you got swindled by some charlatan fortune teller? Let Pure Nun Jo help you with your sufferings and help lead you back to the path of (sort of) righteousness. Lay upon her divine hand the glint of silver (Blessed cash notes an acceptable sacrifice) and she will take all your suffering away. (Maybe...)
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