Rat - atouille

Now we all know, though don’t want to consciously remember, there is a certain amount of rat poop and stuff allowed in processed foods, but what if the processed food IS the rat?
Tada, ladies and gentlemen, would you care for a plump, frozen white rat? Or maybe a packet of frozen mice? You even get bags of multi-coloured ones for the discerning connoisseur!

Now I’m assuming this is frozen food for snakes and such? Though I always thought they liked their food a tad bit more warm and wiggly? I suppose you could heat your rat in the microwave for a few moments? (Mmmh that smell, just like mum used to make!) Bet your cat would love one of these frosty frozen treats!

I love owning just a hamster!! (And a living one at that!)

Berry nice!

I love this picture because:-
a. Check out the size of that blueberry, isn’t it Ginormous?! And it tasted every bit as good as it looked!
b. Do you see my shadow in the background? Isn’t my hat snazzy? I was at the botanical gardens, munching blueberries and peaking at baby eagles! If you’d been there I’d have shared the telescope lens and maybe even some berries! 70/30 – no need to be greedy! (She said greedily!)

High on the hog

This little piggy fellow I caught site of a while ago, rooting about in this suburban households garden! Was rather shocked! I know folk have chickens sometimes but I didn’t expect a pig! He popped up on a Thursday and I got this pick on Friday (straining and leaning on the fence and hoping like hell they didn’t have a dog hidden away in my blind spot!) Then he disappeared! It’s been a week and a half and I dare say he’s not coming back. Here’s hoping he’s in a nice petting zoo somewhere, having his back scratched and eating slops and.. hey, does anyone else smell bacon?

Got a greenie?

It’s moon cheese!! Or maybe cheese left over from the first lunar landing?!
Nope, it’s cheese with Pesto added in to give it that rich, stomach-churning, green shade that’s so mouth wateringly appealing!
It could make a catchy addition to a Dr Zeuss story mind…

“Eat this cheese? Well no thanks ma’am,
I wont eat green cheese,
Or green eggs and ham!”

Signs of the thymes

I don’t know which side of this sign is more amusing! I saw it at Festival Mall and almost all the signs they had around the maintenance area were written with such … flair. Eish, English is not numba 1 language!
(I really like ‘Caution: Man work’ – yip should have gotten a woman to do it!)

Flaming bad idea

Saw this in an up-market furniture store window. I don’t know what all the fuss is about? It’s just a recreation of something I did as a kid with a cake pan, lighter fluid, some matches and the last few seconds of having eyebrows!

A warm feeling in your...

I love the name of this shop! Especially as it sells Adult Diapers as well as the baby sort! It feels sort of like they’re saying, “We know you’re aging, we can wait…can you?” It makes you so nervous you could pee your pants, which, of course, wouldn’t be a problem…