Sprouting

This is a grand pic of my very orange skin, against someone with a normal, skin coloured hand. Winter fruit, being Vitamin C and Beta Carotene rich, overdosing changes my skin alarmingly orange. I’m forever asked if I have jaundice or told I should wash my hands / face properly. :P In summer it SLOWLY goes back to the original whiter-then-death shade I usually am.

Bone Most Pit

Sticking to meat, what do you think of all this? It’s a huge open pit where customers can select their own rack of ribs! To a meat eater that must look so tasty but I must admit to me it’s kinda creepy, like a whole pit of death and dismemberment. Each to their own I guess?

The whole hog?

Now see when I first saw this large lump of meat all wrapped up in plastic, I figured it was a leg o lamb or beef or some other critter that didn’t make it, but closer inspection reveled... well lets just say if you look about mid-way you can see the tusk-like teeth, the top would be the snout… Yip it’s a full pig's head! I asked my housemate to buy it so I could remove the ears from the eye sockets and see what’s hidden there, but curiously, he refused… pity I would have let him have the teeth to suck on…

A little slice of heaven

Ah got to love a toy store with its airplanes, balls, rubrics cubes, knives, blades and assorted weaponry. It’s a nice variety to chose from for little Timmy's 6th birthday!

Optimism

This is a very hopeful sign I snapped when passing the local jewelers. It’s sort of like some one said, “I’ve like, had a total brainstorm man! Let’s tell people they can’t bring guns into the store and then like, hey, no one can rob us man!” Oh well, guess we’ll just have to stick with knives then?

Dem Bones

This, I think, might have been a dog once, but is now definitely a bone laced puddle of ugh! I couldn’t even begin to guess what it might have been in its heart beating days. What gets me the most is the fact that someone took all the teeth out of the skull! For muti? For decoration? To tell people how they fought off a vicious, but small toothed, mountain lion? Who knows?!

Wee hee!!

I often see these on my walk. This is a common water bottle but what’s inside it is sure as heck fire neither water, apple juice or lemonade!!! I suppose it’s easier then stopping your journey to find a bathroom? The foam though, that’s just wrong!