Can you fit?

Tada!! Here are some pics of my cute little pocket bike! Isn’t it tiny? It’s one of the few bikes out there that make ME look too big on it! And don’t be fooled, this little bugger can reach speeds of 40km/h, which is pretty dandy for a toy! I always win strange things…

Wrestling with desire

On the shelf, mixed in with all the wrestling DVD’s, one too-hot-to-handle gay luv fest dvd sits, a lasting testament to what wrestling is really all about!

Lather me up laddie I’m going in.. um.. to the ring.. um… to wrestle.. um… I think I want to take up boxing now…

Out of context

Aww shucks, I missed you to!! :P

Sexy kids stuff

Well this CNA shop has a mighty interesting view on what falls under “Family games”. In fact, besides a few show piece scrabble and card games, the vast majority of board-games there were of the 18+ variety – ideally for people who are NOT related. Well they say the family that plays together, stays together… O_O

Rat - atouille

Now we all know, though don’t want to consciously remember, there is a certain amount of rat poop and stuff allowed in processed foods, but what if the processed food IS the rat?
Tada, ladies and gentlemen, would you care for a plump, frozen white rat? Or maybe a packet of frozen mice? You even get bags of multi-coloured ones for the discerning connoisseur!

Now I’m assuming this is frozen food for snakes and such? Though I always thought they liked their food a tad bit more warm and wiggly? I suppose you could heat your rat in the microwave for a few moments? (Mmmh that smell, just like mum used to make!) Bet your cat would love one of these frosty frozen treats!

I love owning just a hamster!! (And a living one at that!)

Berry nice!

I love this picture because:-
a. Check out the size of that blueberry, isn’t it Ginormous?! And it tasted every bit as good as it looked!
b. Do you see my shadow in the background? Isn’t my hat snazzy? I was at the botanical gardens, munching blueberries and peaking at baby eagles! If you’d been there I’d have shared the telescope lens and maybe even some berries! 70/30 – no need to be greedy! (She said greedily!)

High on the hog

This little piggy fellow I caught site of a while ago, rooting about in this suburban households garden! Was rather shocked! I know folk have chickens sometimes but I didn’t expect a pig! He popped up on a Thursday and I got this pick on Friday (straining and leaning on the fence and hoping like hell they didn’t have a dog hidden away in my blind spot!) Then he disappeared! It’s been a week and a half and I dare say he’s not coming back. Here’s hoping he’s in a nice petting zoo somewhere, having his back scratched and eating slops and.. hey, does anyone else smell bacon?