Me wants Jo-burger!

Here’s a funny dog! It has little black marks above each eye that look like eyebrows and spazzy ears that don’t stand up straight but that flop inwards! It’s an awfully cute looking dog in general but it does seem to get rather mean and vicious when people stop to take a pic of it! (When it was younger there was chicken wire up and it used to pull on it with its bare teeth to try and get at you, hence me saying it’s cute LOOKING!)

Abandon all hope etc etc

Doesn’t this look like something out of a Sci-Fi movie? There should be aliens, or humans, walking around eating each other in this barren wasteland! But no, this is the open field next to us. All the grass got burnt so that it doesn’t cause a veldt fire in the winter. Here you can see all the frost from the morning caking it. To get an idea of how cold it was while I took this pic, try slipping an ice cube down the back of your shirt while you read this! Brrrr!!!

Adios Buddy!

Aaah my old walk hat! Recently it got a tear in it and I sadly had to retire it from active service! I’ve had it over a year and it’s a wonderful happy little hat. I hope it’s replacement will carry on the proud tradition!! Here’s to goofy hats and the people who go, WTF, to them!
CHEERS!!!

Fists of Furry... I mean... Fury!

A. Ninja Jo! A force to be reckoned with! Doesn’t my fierce-some-ness just make you quiver in your boots? (Sandals or whatever footwear you currently possess?)
I love ninjas! As a kid I used to go through an entire YOU magazine colouring over everyone’s face, making them a part of my legions of Deadly Ninja Assassins! (I think I put a few pen manufacture’s kids through college, the amount of ink I used! ^_^)

B. See? Even sensible Ursh was lured into the way of the ninja! No one can resist!!! (And if you think that just looks like a biker’s balaclava, ha, shows what you know!!)

This is the link to my face book group about the secret life of us misunderstood martial artists!

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/album.php?id=689432512&aid=110997

Grrrrr

. A. This is our pre-teen kitten, Kitty. (Her name was originally Pandora but, like all our cats, she soon became accustomed to being called Kitty). She’s a pretty thing who knows it!

B. Not so pretty. This is her photo moments after having an anti-bug bath. I think her face captures perfectly exactly what her feelings towards bathing (And the people who insist upon them) actually are!! Poor wet Kitty! *Tries not to smile too hard*

Woof!

I pass this car all the time and in the funniest places! I often hear it coming a while before I see it. This is due to the fact that the bloke who drives it has 3 massive German Shepherds in the car with him. (One in front, two in the backseat), and they are forever barking! The upside is that no one is going to come within a few meters of this car. (I was so brave getting this photo!), minus side is I don’t want to know what it looks or smells like in there!

Doesn’t it look like the one dog is driving?
Dog 1: “Let’s stop here dear, I need to pick up some doggy chow!”
Dog 2: “Alright honey but get the chicken ones, remember what the doc said about your blood pressure!”
Dog 3: “Whatever! Just let me know when we get home!”

Paved with good intentions?

These guys are busy wrecking up, I mean work on, the roads here. I must say though that, unlike most road workers, they do seem to know what they’re doing and their patching is MOSTLY smooth. (The patching on the highway is so bad that you’re forever ramping up this or falling down that, so much so you need pills for Altitude sickness!)

And no, the shadow is not Darth Vader’s! It’s me in my walking gear and hat! I have not yet gone over to the Dark Side (Though they do have a great pension plan)

p.s. Don’t those shoes just make you wonder…?