Of Pants, Pizza and Propriety

 Here’s a bloke wearing his pants so low down that not only could I see his underwear, but that was the only evidence that he had anything resembling a rear end in there! He had to keep pulling them up every other second. Makes him look like he's not had a good meal in ages and all his clothing were in the wash so he had to wear his "Fat pants". 

Oh I love the honesty of the disclaimer at the bottom. Sort of like, “Here’s a random pic of a pizza. Probably not one of ours, but you get the idea and now you’re too hungry to really care. Score one for us!” 

Isn’t this lovely? I took it at the Siyakhana gardens in Observatory. That’s doing dead right!

Of death, driving and demented

This isn’t really all that interesting because let’s face it, when you’ve finished eating your tasty sheep’s head, mmmh, like mama used to boil, who doesn’t then put it up in barbed wire? Does have a sort of nice arty effect don’t you think?

this was a taxi right behind us. (And I mean RIGHT behind us, lordy man, tail-gate much??) .  Taxi’s are infamous for their lousy driving skills, here you can see one of their victims splatter across the bonnet! Taxi’s all have right of way in South Africa. And left of way and centre of way and pretty much any which way they want!

No! Noooo!! How do you put adverts like these two up? For removing lice! I mean sure no one wants parasites and bully to this company providing a service no one else would do – ever, ever, ever, but look at these pics! The first shows their alien technology they use to slurp the little suckers, and probably your brains, right out of your head! And the second shows not so much a louse as something only Sigourney Weaver could remove!! *shivers*

Of Nice Vice and honesty

 This heading must have caused a bit of a shock to Yuppies and Dealers alike when they first saw it! Sadly it’s more for the drug shortage in hospitals. I’m told the drugs on the street are still flourishing nicely.

 However accidental this was, it’s probably more true then they’d care to admit! “Buy 5 games be lucky if 1 is good” would have been more honest.

I bet the bugger actually did! Wonder how he would have faired if Mythbusters had been around in toga times? Cheers mate!

Of junk food and how rude!

Oh here the Danish do it right! A 1ltr can of BEER! It gives Coke size issues! Care for one for the road?

 I like how simply adding a choccie or caramel sauce rockets the price up! Good god, imagine if you’d asked for sprinkles as well! If that's their soft side, I'm not sure I want to see their "Gunning for your cash" side!

 Ever wondered where the hole goes that they cut out of a donut? I figured they just put it back into the dough and made more donuts, never knew they did this! Aren’t they cute? Rob informed me they were also highly delicious! Want one?