Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Rat - atouille

Now we all know, though don’t want to consciously remember, there is a certain amount of rat poop and stuff allowed in processed foods, but what if the processed food IS the rat?
Tada, ladies and gentlemen, would you care for a plump, frozen white rat? Or maybe a packet of frozen mice? You even get bags of multi-coloured ones for the discerning connoisseur!

Now I’m assuming this is frozen food for snakes and such? Though I always thought they liked their food a tad bit more warm and wiggly? I suppose you could heat your rat in the microwave for a few moments? (Mmmh that smell, just like mum used to make!) Bet your cat would love one of these frosty frozen treats!

I love owning just a hamster!! (And a living one at that!)